Archive for the ‘Fool sms’ Category

A Wish 4 u on

A Wish 4 u on BOSS’S DAY. Hope today is especially filled with the special kind of niceness you always bring to work

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Roses are Red

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You….

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Your girlfriend is:

Your girlfriend is: 
Smart. 
Intelligent. 
Sweet. 
Talented. 
Excllent. 
Romantic. 
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA,

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

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If ever in your life u r very

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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Today, tommorow and forever

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

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I Miss you a Lot Dear

I Miss you a Lot Dear…. 

SENDER: 
Aishwarya Rai 
+919542496632 

Message centre: 
+919540099996 

” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”

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Last night I Got a severe

Last night I Got a severe Head pain… 
I went to the Doctor … 
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person… 

” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

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I love you the best.

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

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kissan jam bottle

If u don’t mind 

If u don’t feel bad 

If don’t hesitate 

Please…… 

give me a 

ki 

kis 

kiss 

kiss…… 

kissan jam bottle 
just RS.22.50 only. soon……

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In your life, when you wake up

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

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I want to suck you… lick you…

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.

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