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What did the gangsters son tell
Ques: What did the gangsters son tell his dad when he failed his examination ? Ans: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but i never told them anything.c
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Boy Mak road frm india 2 USA
Boy Mak road frm india 2 USA God its very tough ask somtng else B Make girl lov only 1 boy sincrly G U want single or double road to USA
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If I Saw A Man Beating
Teacher: Now, Children, If I Saw A Man Beating A Donkey N Stopped Him, Wht Virtue Wuld I Be Showing?
Student: Brotherly Love
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Can I Make a call to my Wife
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I Make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.
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If a girl vomits
If a girl vomits, her parents ask kaun tha wo kamina? If a boy vomits, his parents ask kamine kaha se pi k aaya hai? Moral:- always boys r Kamine.
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
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What do u wish to do in future
Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother
Abid : !want 2 help
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Boy to girl in a party kitne bhai
Boy to girl in a party kitne bhai behen ho Girl 6 Boy Maa Baap ko aur koi kam nahi tha kya G Tum B 1 G Baap me dam nahi tha kya
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Where did all of my intelligence come from
Boy: Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Father: Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother Because i still have mine.
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Im a star but MOON is U
I m a fløwer but ROSE is U, Im ä star but MOON is U, I m ä stone but DIAMOND is U, I m the sky but SUN is U, I m the LIGHT but LOAD SHEDDING IS U
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Company offered Rs.500 for each
Company offered Rs.500 for each money saving idea submitted by its employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250.
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What did the valentine card
Ques: What did the valentine card say to the stamp ? Ans: Stick with me and we will go to lots of places!
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