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Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

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HEAD A sweet KISS

People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try it:p

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Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

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I will give you one kiss go to sleep

I will give you one kiss go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me. ;->

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Kiss me and you will see stars

Kiss me and you will see stars …. Love me and I will give them to you.

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Kiss is fly from lips

Kiss is fly from lips, Lips is wet also kiss, Dont miss a kissbr it is a valve of this.

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Kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips

What is a kiss?
In view of
PHYSICS: “kiss is the process of caharging a human body!…
Geometry: “kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!…
Economics: “kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!…
Computer: “like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!…

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Nvr KISS a female doctor

Nvr KISS a female police,
She will say, handz up.
Nvr KISS a female doctor,
She will say, Next plz
Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
She will say, repeat it 10 timez

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A Boy and Girl Were Kissing Each Other

A Boy and Girl Were Kissing Each Other, Suddenly Girls Dady Came.
Dady : Ye Kya Chal Raha He?
Girl : Dady Isne Meri Vasleen Laga Li Thi Vapas Le Rahi Hu

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A kiss for you means

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I”m missing you.

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Why do Girls Close their Eyes

Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess………..Any
Guess……..
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

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My love for you grows more

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

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