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If marriages r made in heaven
Q: If marriages r made in heaven,
than wht r made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
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Loses his Bachelor’s Degree
Marriage
- an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Most effective way 2 remember
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
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Wht was d first thing ur husband
Lawyer: “Wht was d first thing ur husband
said to u whn he woke tht morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did tht upset u?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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U during bad times
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I’ll attend your wedding.
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You changed after marriage
Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”
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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!
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Why are you walking
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
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Without Marriage Spider Man
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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Best way to purpose a girl
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
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Finally the day come
*!* Before Marriage *!*
Boy : Finally the day come
Girl : Would you leave me?
Boy : No way don’t ever think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes of course
Girl : Is there any other girl in your life?
Boy : No, not at all.
Girl : Do you live with me rest of your life?
Boy : Yes Dear!
Girl : Oh, Dear
*!* After Marriage *!*
Read it
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Where do you want to go
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
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