Archive for the ‘Misleading Sms’ Category
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
Tags: hindi latest misleading sms, hindi misleading sms
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”
Tags: hindi latest misleading sms, hindi misleading sms
Kion har bar mosam ki
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Tags: hindi latest misleading sms, hindi misleading sms
I never forget my sincere friends
I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na”
Tags: latest misleading sms, Misleading Sms
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
Tags: hindi latest misleading sms, hindi misleading sms
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
Tags: latest hindi misleading sms, misleading hindi sms
One American in Rome
One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollar
Tags: latest misleading sms, Misleading Sms
A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab
A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab:
“Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..”
Peer sahab:
Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?
Tags: latest misleading sms, Misleading Sms
why are you walking around
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money
Tags: latest misleading sms, Misleading Sms
You are invited
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
Tags: latest misleading sms, Misleading Sms
She offered him
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”
Tags: latest misleading sms, Misleading Sms
Kareena has small Rakhi has big
Kareena has small!
Rakhi has big!
Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small
Aishwarya rai has too small
What’s that?
???
The letter ‘R’
But i like the way you think!!