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PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi

Q : PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
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Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General Pervaiz

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Mubaric ho

Mubaric ho, Adliya bahal ho gaye !
Ab har ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra Makan mile ga
Mazlum ko fori insaf mile ga
Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay
Load shedding nahi ho gi
Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi
Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi
India dost ban jaye ga
Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi

Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi !

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Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??

wah wah

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)

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Karachi main Light ka

Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?

MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.

PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.

PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.

ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D

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Who takes a little more than

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

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Jin ke wja se insan

3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan “JANAT” mey dakhil nai ho sakta.

1: “SHIRK” krny wala

2: “SALAM” mey pehal na krny wala

3: “CYCLE” pe mohr lagane wala.

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Those who are too smart to engage

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Humara khwab bhooka

Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.

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Some men change their party

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

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Tail ditta cycle di chain nu

Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
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niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!

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Who are too smart to engage in politics

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Pakistan ka matlab kia

Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai……
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

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