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Santa came to school with 1 Black 1 white shoe

smsdear — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:55:47 +0000

Santa came to school with 1 Black 1 white shoe Teacher go home change it santa but sir at home also there is 1 black 1 white

smsdear — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:45:18 +0000

Santa: Arrey Banta Your Wife Is Going To Jab We Met With Justbeersing .

Banta : No, Ra I Am Not Interested I Have Seen That Movie Yesterday Only

smsdear — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:05:46 +0000

Three friends after exam Lucky Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon Banta Main bhi Santa Shit yaar teacher samjhe gi

smsdear — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:19:45 +0000

Santa asks banta room mate Ye kaisi machis laaye ho Ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi Banta

Kya baat kartay ho sab ki sab check kar kay laya hun

smsdear — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:24:59 +0000

Banta was repeatedly buying movie ticket seller asked why? Banta: some stupid standing near the door is tearing my ticket everytime…

smsdear — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:59:08 +0000

Pappu Was writing his father s name on a 1000Watt bulb
Santa : Asked him What are you doing?
Pappu : Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon

smsdear — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:52:03 +0000

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi Banta Aur santa kaisi nibh rahi hai Santa Pooch mat yaar jab tak sister na kaho bolti hi nahi

smsdear — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:39:50 +0000

Santa joined NASA After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

smsdear — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:13:21 +0000

Santa was SHOPPING Shopkeeper sir Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR Santa No thanks I know how many pockets i have

smsdear — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:07:35 +0000

Santa road se gujar raha tha usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho

smsdear — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:56:31 +0000

Wo karib hi na aaye to izhar kya karte Khud bane nishana to shikar kya karte Mar gaye par khuli rahi aakhe Isse jyada kisi ka intzar kya kare

smsdear — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 07:47:51 +0000

Translation from hindi to english Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi Santa Due to happiness his chest became breast