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Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

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Dosti sabhi ko jina sikha deta he

Dosti sabhi ko jina sikha deta he Wafa k naam par marna sika deta he Dosti nhi kiya to kar k dekho Zalim hr dard sehna sika deta he

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Interviewer And Sardar

Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : EVERY YEAR

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Write A Note On Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write A Note On Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi Was A Great Man, But Maa Kasam I Dont Know Who Is Jayanti. Koi Locha-Lafda Hoga Buddhe Ka!

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Srdr My wife is so naughty

Srdr My wife is so naughty She always kidding vd me Frnd how Srdr yesterday I went home I put my hands on her eyes She said Its u d watchman

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Sardar was repeatedly buying movie

Sardar was repeatedly buying movie ticket seller asked why?

Sardar: Some stupid standing near the door is tearing my ticket everytime…

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Circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate

Sardar: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

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Sardar g ne dekha ke

Sardar g ne dekha ke aik bacha nehar me dob raha tha.sardar G nehar me gaye or bachay ko bacha leya.logon ke kaha ke wa wa wa sardar G.U r So Great.Sardar G ne bachay ko dobara nehar me dhaka de deya.or Bolay “Nakey kar darya me dal”

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Who is Mahatma Gandhi

Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He Is The One Who Helped Sardar To Impress His Girlfriend!

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Imay wlk slwly but i nvr wlk bckwrds

Imay wlk slwly but i nvr wlk bckwrds Lincoln If i wlk bck its 2jump over d hrdles 2wrds my goal Obama Idont need 2wlk bcz ive bike Sardar

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Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon…

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Sardar Finishing MBBS

After finishing MBBS… Dr Sardar starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK”

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