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Full form of STUDY

Full form of  STUDY Sleeping Talking Unlimited msging Dreaming N Yawning So STUDY don t waste ur time I hav a lot 2 STUDY

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Height of escapism

Height of escapism Techer wer is ur assignmnt Studnt mam i lost it while fightng wid studnts who said dat u wer nt d sexiest techer in school

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Teacher student say Motorcycle k kitnay tyres

Teacher student say Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain student 6 tyres teacher angrily how Student 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k

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Movie titles related to eng students

Movie titles related to eng students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch…

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There is a frog Ship is sinking

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

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Class Me Teacher Lacture

Class Me Teacher Lacture De Raha Tha,
Bachon Ne Dekha Us Ki Zip Khuli Hui Hai,
Bachay Hansne Lagay,
Teacher: Kyun Hans Rahe ho,
Ab Agar Hansay Ko Bahir Nikaal Ke Khara Ker Dunga

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Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
STUDENT :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Sach or Veham mai kiya

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai

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I want you to tell me

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Student: Life imprisonment!

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3 Hijes if College Lyf

3 Best Jokes of College Lyf
1) Plz..Dont Disturb Im Studyin!
2) oh shit! NO Class Lets Go To LIBRARY!
Last &Best One
3) Sir, I Hav a Doubt.

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Teacher cow is our mother

Teacher”cow is our mother”1 student was watching outside d window,
T’r-wat r u watching?
Student-
Sir
Apki ma k peeche kutte pade hai

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Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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